Moi in Twenty Statements or Less
1//I love music of all different varieties. I have to listen to a song when I'm alone with my headphones on for the first time to truly love it. I find value in almost anything I listen to because I like a great beat. That said, I hate Nickelback.
2//My favorite color is purple. I also don't own many things that are purple.
3//I didn't get my license until just before I turned 21.
4//I always eat my french fries, mashed potatoes, and tater tots first. I hate cold potatoes.
5//I never pour "new" milk in with the milk that's already in my glass. I can't even handle the thought of it!
6//When I go to Target, for any reason, I gravitate toward the dollar section immediately.
7//I think mushrooms are super tasty, but only when they're cooked.
8//I am absurdly feminine, but I fit in with "the guys" just fine.
9//I cannot french braid & I've never been able to do it!
10//If it's a rap from the 90s, you should assume that I know all the words & can keep up the pace of the rap. I 'm just good like that.
11//Most of the day every day, I dance around. Dancing is one of my favorite things in the world.
12//I can't parallel park & full disclosure, I don't really ever attempt it.
13//When I was seven, I wrote a book about two best friends named Pablo & Chrissy. I filled up many notebooks & continued the story until I moved in fifth grade.
14//I don't like when people insert swears in EVERY sentence, use "u" instead of you, "ur" instead of your, add the letter z when it should be an s, or use "k" or "x" as a suffix. I find these to be egregious assaults on my ears & eyes.
15//I am unapologetically myself at all times. I can't pretend to have interests I don't, like food I can't stand, or mingle with people who rub me the wrong way.
16//I like cheese a whole lot. Even Velveeta & spray cheese. Yes, I think they should count, too. Sometimes I order caprese JUST for the fresh mozzarella.
17//Within the first 5 minutes of meeting someone I know if I like him or her. I'm intense that way.
18//I'm usually cold... like, nearly always. It's why I wait for summer with bated breath.
19//I collect quotes and I've been meaning to put them into a quote book. Pinterest has helped make collecting them even easier.
20//I almost never remember the punch line to jokes, but I can tell a bad joke like nobody's business. I also love puns. They're so ridiculous!